Alphabet Agency Visited Me

[Speedy!]

So yep. Interesting morning. Scanned my car and did some forensics on the laptop too. No idea how they got my info or why. Looked to make sure the car had cats and said "we'll be in touch if we need anything further".

Here we go.

april fools

 

[Hellcatcfp]

April fools day joke, right?

 

[StingrayZ51]

I assume the words let’s see the warrant came out of your mouth if it’s not a joke


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[DGatzby]

@Speedy! tell us this is an April joke.

 

[WhipCat]

It’s an April fools joke.

No fucking way.

 

[StingrayZ51]

I called uncle Joe. He said CBS, NBC or ABC never went to speed’s house. Think I woke him up from his nap.


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[16GoManGoHC2]

So yep. Interesting morning. Scanned my car and did some forensics on the laptop too. No idea how they got my info or why. Looked to make sure the car had cats and said "we'll be in touch if we need anything further".

Here we go.

It’s no joke, it’s coming. I went for an inspection Monday to a small town garage I’ve gone to for 25+ years, I scrape he writes I pay he sticks and I’m on my way. Not this time, car (not my cat) in the garage, up in the air, never checked my brakes was looking for cats, down off the lift then on my way. I asked him WTF?? He said big brother visited and and went over his inspection license agreement with him and penalties for non compliance, he said “sorry, I like my house and sleeping in my bed, get prepared for worse”.

 

[Tuckerracing]

I ordered my new plate just for the alphabet company.

 

[16GoManGoHC2]

From the other site

 

[vortecd]

So you mean to tell me they can put this much effort into seeing if you have cats but not into the real crimes that matter

 

[Slowpoke387]

Wish they'd spend this much time and energy tracking down the packs of morons riding through the streets on dirt bikes weaving in and out of traffic doing wheelies. WTF.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

Just another bs governmental cash grab in disguise. Same shit with red light cameras, speeding cameras, school bus stop sign cameras, etc. They don’t have the balls to admit it’s just another tax, so they disguise it as a safety concern. Hey, how else do you expect them to pay for all the “entitlements”?Scumbags!

 

[BULL]

If you say "This is not an April Fool's joke" on April Fool's day, does that mean you're not actually lying about it really being an April Fool's joke???

 

[DGatzby]

They all need to be transferred to the southern border where the current administration has an absolute disaster happening. How many active Covid cases did they let walk into the USA today? While our entire population is suffering with the impacts of this shit for over a year now.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

DEA-bad
BATFE-bad
IRS-bad, very bad!
EPA-Now we’ve got to worry about these guys too?!

 

[BULL]

Wait until the FDA shows up checking the expiration dates on your canned goods...

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

I forgot about them, dammit!

 

[1971demon]

Wait until the FDA shows up checking the expiration dates on your canned goods...

I see them on a regular basis...our borders should be half as safe as our food supply...

 

[WhipCat]

If this is legitimate. It’s because of his speedy garage videos

 

[1971demon]

I see them on a regular basis...our borders should be half as safe as our food supply...

I always thought the food industry was grossly over regulated by the FDA..and compliance penalties severe and excessive...till I traveled abroad..and witnessed firsthand the industry in other countries...the FDA has the american consumers best interest at heart...as it relates to the food industry..