Well...I guess it just had to happen

[2ndAmend]

Why choose....take both...

Yeah! 0.60 gal of 100 octane!

 

[thetalonguy]

So I went to Dunkin late this afternoon...A purple haired, nose ring wearing, late teens/early 20's girl served me. After I paid, she said "Thanks Honey", after I swiped my card. I KNOW I'm overly handsome, but I did not expect that response. That's in downstate NY, so there's hope. Made me smile.

 

[Jack_Toepfer]

So I went to Dunkin late this afternoon...A purple haired, nose ring wearing, late teens/early 20's girl served me. After I paid, she said "Thanks Honey", after I swiped my card. I KNOW I'm overly handsome, but I did not expect that response. That's in downstate NY, so there's hope. Made me smile.

It was a dude. lol

 

[thetalonguy]

It was a dude. lol

Damn, I wished you told me before we went into my car.

 

[1971demon]

Damn, I wished you told me before we went into my car.

And here all along...you just thought it was just an abnormally enlarged labia..

 

[2ndAmend]

It was a dude. lol

First thing I wondered was whether the "Honey" was a soprano? or a bass?

(I had no idea how to describe it so my wife suggested this.)

 

[Forgedrod]

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A, Lola

 

[1971demon]

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A, Lola

I "was there"...in 71..

 

[2ndAmend]

Re UHC exec:

They can't find "him". Hmmmmm. Sounds like they may be looking for the wrong thing.

Besides, the life span of a high level hit person is what, 2-3 days?

 

[Demoniccat]

I had one chastise me repeatedly for not using the self-check out and asked many times why I had such an attitude. at the Dollar General store. She was pissed because I would not do what she wanted me to do. I have not been back! I told her I did not and would not use them. She lied and said the regular check out was not working, when I kept standing at the cash register, she finally checked me out. As I walked out, I said " Good work fixing the cash register"

She obviously doesn’t get the fact that if everyone used self check out they wouldn't need to employ her to work the register. I say Everyone stop shopping there and her problem is solved so she can go back to full time texting and surfing the net. Pretty much what the new generation wants to do for work.

 

[1971demon]

Re UHC exec:

They can't find "him". Hmmmmm. Sounds like they may be looking for the wrong thing.

Besides, the life span of a high level hit person is what, 2-3 days?

That was no .."high level hit man"

 

[Jack_Toepfer]

That was no .."high level hit man"

If it was me, might be worth doing exactly what he did. I’d also set up some schmuck, wearing the same thing as me, to reveal his face in several public places. When he is caught, it’ll be clear that he isn’t a hitman, and that’s why he sucked at shooting. His profile online would promote some sort of agenda, and he would kill himself while in their custody.
Maybe I spend too much time thinking about this stuff

 

[1971demon]

If it was me, might be worth doing exactly what he did. I’d also set up some schmuck, wearing the same thing as me, to reveal his face in several public places. When he is caught, it’ll be clear that he isn’t a hitman, and that’s why he sucked at shooting. His profile online would promote some sort of agenda, and he would kill himself while in their custody.
Maybe I spend too much time thinking about this stuff

That's what makes you so engaging...(like myself..and others on here)...you know as well as I do...Ya just aint right Jack..

 

[2ndAmend]

If it was me, might be worth doing exactly what he did. I’d also set up some schmuck, wearing the same thing as me, to reveal his face in several public places. When he is caught, it’ll be clear that he isn’t a hitman, and that’s why he sucked at shooting. His profile online would promote some sort of agenda, and he would kill himself while in their custody.
Maybe I spend too much time thinking about this stuff

When Gotti hit Castellano, he had, if I remember correctly, 4 hit men, all dressed exactly the same. No witness could ever be sure who did what giving a potential defense lots of opportunity to discredit. Who ever thought of that deserves an award!

 

[1971demon]

When Gotti hit Castellano, he had, if I remember correctly, 4 hit men, all dressed exactly the same. No witness could ever be sure who did what giving a potential defense lots of opportunity to discredit. Who ever thought of that deserves an award!

No witness was gonna finger ANYBODY...even if they were wearin Santa outfits...

 

[2ndAmend]

No witness was gonna finger ANYBODY...even if they were wearin Santa outfits...

Absolutely! But for the record, I believe it was trench coats and wool hats. Kinda hard to disappear into the ether wearing a Santa suit.

 

[1971demon]

no

Absolutely! But for the record, I believe it was trench coats and wool hats. Kinda hard to disappear into the ether wearing a Santa suit.

Not sure...but it was speculated that only 3 of the four actually fired the shots...

 

[2ndAmend]

no

Not sure...but it was speculated that only 3 of the four actually fired the shots...

That would make perfect sense! All 4 could claim he wasn't the shooter!