My name ain't Ron,, but Hickster and say it ain't it anin't so. Yesterday,, Yesterday, bad day. Going to be a god day, got a $40 hair cutster by my 25 year big titty blond gal I self trained at the gym with the Hooters gals.... Got to the sea food shop purchasing sum grouper cheeks for 2 days,, a piece of 3/4 inch tuna to blacken for the evening.. feeling food. Decided to take the Hell Cat out fer a spun. Gots car cleaned and der fealen good with new dew and fish in the cooler from the beach. On the way home, a bit of wetness on the new flops and pulled up to the stop light on Seminole Blvd. Foot slipped off the clutched, bumped off the mini van in front of me,, just a bump, lady jumps out cu plaining of neck pain. Young gal in passenger sat not saying a word. 1st thing I do is thinking,, you dumb bitch, 2nd thing is mid aged mini van dumb bitch driving ass hole, 3 rd thing is, are you ok, no my neck is killing me, 4thing, you dumb mini van dumb bitch with young passenger not saying a word with no seat belt on no complaints, 5 th thing money insurance grabbing bitch call 911 and my husband, 6 th thing call yoa husband cause I am going to whip his ass too, 7 thang I am going to kick every one's ass except the perty one's ass in the passenger's seat, she is quiet, make a move since bitch is bitching any way, cops on the way, fire trucks, here, cooler with ta beer and fish in the coola covered up with ta towel, took er big ole bite out of ta smoked fish to take the beer breath off, offered to move der dumb ass bitche's out of the 6 lane 5 o'clock rush hour lanes backing while I am explaining to the people with their windows down all pissed off going to the bars from the beach, I am in a $86,000 car, in a good mood with a mini van bitch van bitch complaining about her neck with my F ing car with no scratches on er coming off the line of a god damn red light not at the strip. Damn it,,, next thing, # 8 cops,,, open beer but in cooler with towel over it smoked fish breath not drunk,,,, good shape fer sobriety test, very good. $9 talk to cops and EMF people with all stupid questions. Couldn't answer stupid questions out of bed 1est thing in the moe ning. Young Cops and EMF people were more concerned about my car than the stupid bitch, coplaing about er dumb ass neck. Tey wre looking over my car and to9 hell with her and I took em in tat dt direction. Yo took at this engine, yo luck at this stereo ststem. Do not look in da cooler. If yer doo all ya smell is smoked fish,,, yooo stinkey fish. Snd keting stink er by the minute and I let em know that. Stinkey fish in the cooler don't open it ster. So,,,,,, bitch goes to the hospital on a stretcher, I get a date with the youngster, get a $166 ticket and 3 points, apologies from the Fire Fifgters, Cops, EMF, and all the people backed up fer 2 miles.
Is this justification from the For um judges for this long ex ass per ation story?? Damn long,,, and thanks fer tuning in and reading. I will get an increase in my insurance, 3 hours on the internet to take the 3 points off, but still have to pay the $166 ticket fer mu ving vio lationg. Judges of the for um. Justivica tions fe rthe past 2 wee kees. Got my car towed in fer sum dumb bitck, $170, now sum bitch costing me $166 and 4 hours on the in ter net star,,,, in witch is in the shop costing me $125 cause I spilt Chinese made shine on the key board. Now I can't ket a new key board cause the band on pro ducks on nees from tat coun tree?// God Damn it/// Kno won der I want to muv to the cunt tree. Damn living in the city.