Ok, as long as we're sharing
hypothetical stolen car scenarios.
I don't want the car back... At that point the sanctity of it has been soiled with human scum...
But hold the thief...
Tell him (or her?) that there's a very vengeful U.S. Marine that didn't get to live out his Vietnam fantasies because he was born a generation too late, and didn't get into Gulf-1 because he was in SEPS that very week. I've got some unholy shit to impart on his/her soul and I like the sound of people screaming under my control.
Again, hypothetically speaking of course...